[E]very bloody fast food restaurant has suddenly become enamored of bros, with “hip dudes” taking their cues from Burger King’s horrendous Crispin Porter ad campaign and pushing the worst 23 year old men on earth on the rest of us who just want to buy some fucking fries once in a while. Not everyone who eats at fast food restaurants is a total douchebag, but everyone in the commercials for fast food restaurants seems to be.